February 17, 2012

Dulu Lisa, Sekarang.........


BULAN OGOS 2011




BULAN FEBUARI 2012....


Serius aku cakap aku bukan playboy. aku tak pernah niat nak memainkan hati dan perasaan seorang wanita. Mereka manusia, aku juga manusia. Manusia yang mempunyai hati dan perasaan. Hak mereka untuk memilih, dan hak aku untuk menerima. Maaf jika pilihan dia dan aku menyusahkan banyak pihak. Doakan kesejahteraan kami. Assalamualaikum.



#trollolperasan.
#azamtahunbaru?


February 9, 2012

KFC And The Three Customers

Watch the vids first.





I think most of us already know about this KFC-crew-bashing-customer-thing.
Netizens been post about it.
Yes, it is vulgar. 
Yes, it is customer always right. 
Yes, the crew should be punish.

Yes they are the one who being punch.
But doesn't mean they are the victims.
But we cannot solely referring to one-side story.


So, who is telling the truth. 
No one knows except who were at the scene.
Its not that I'm on the crew's side.
But racist start to affect our judgement.
and it could lead into chaos.
it doesn't matter who started it first.
it doesn't matter who being rude first.
it doesn't matter who being racist first.
Why?
Because we are not like any them.
so please.....







DON'T BE RACIST BECAUSE OF THIS.
DON'T HATE EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THIS.
DON'T STOP ENJOYING KFC WITH FRIEND OF OTHER RACES BECAUSE OF THIS.
WHY SHOULD YOU?

February 8, 2012

One Freaking Buddy.

FEB 2, 2012

I saw my two buddies talking to a girl friend.

I told them to enter the class just like what have I been told.

One of them was like chase me away with the acting-like-a-boss's face.

And I was like, WTF?!-where's the fun?!

Then I realize.

I have interrupt them flirting.

And my inner voice told me that I was dump by my own buddies for a girl.

And that is so not cool.





HEY MR, I DO HOPE THAT YOU REALIZE THAT IT ONLY TAKES A SPACE BAR TO CHANGE "GIRLFRIEND" INTO 
"GIRL FRIEND"- A TOTAL DIFFERENT MEANING. BUT STILL HAS MEANING

BUT IF A SPACE BAR IS PUT BETWEEN BUDDIES, IT IS BUD DIES. ONLY DEATH CAN SEPARATE US.



#truestory

My Wish That I'm Not Sure



click for better view
credit:9gags






mine is none of the above. but i prefer 1. seriously.



February 3, 2012

Jumaat dan Pakcik

Dari jauh gua dah dengar suara Dr Danial bagi baru mula khutbah dalam bahasa Ingeriss campur BM. dah terlambat rupenye gua hari ni lalu bergegas. masuk je masjid macam biase cari tempat paling kene angin kipas. ada la satu  dua tempat sebab dah lambat. Dr. Zainal punye khutbah panjang tapi penuh dengan ilmu dari timur dan barat dalam khutbah. 

dengar die berkhutbah pasal Rasulullah pulak hari sebab dah dekat dengan Maulidur Rasul. dengar pulak sambil kene angin kipas. berkat je rase hari jumaat kali ni... tiba-tiba datang seorang pakcik berbaju monster energy hitam dengan seluar jean duduk depan gua. ya, die seorang pakcik. 

gua tegur die dengan sungguh sopan. "Encik, baju encik ni kene turun belakang lagi..." dengan buat muke 9gags'acting-like-a-boss die betulkan baju. gua dah segan. terdetik dalam hati gua "die ingat gua usha bontot beliau ke?" dalam 10 minit kemudian gua terperasan beliau dah tersengguk-sengguk tertidur. apa lagi, habis tudung saji terbukak balik. walaupun segan tapi gua kesian, gua pun tegur sekali lagi. kali ni die buat muka dan "Haish!" keluar dari mulut beliau.

 gua diam. gua keluar henset, gua tekan camera. snap. dan gua terus dengar khutbah Dr. Danial yang panjang.... dengan mata gua ke atas..

tiada niat jahat 

credit: 9gags


p/s: lain kali pakai baju yang sopan sikit nak pergi sembahyang. paling bagus pakai baju melayu or jubah terus. kalo taknak pakai takyah la sampai yang MENCOLOK MENJOLOK mata jemaah lain.